the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!
Art by Beanseller
Team Magma Leader and extras - Me
Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
Spooky scary skeletons having a good time
Pancake would be out celebrating World Snake Day, but she just ate yesterday. However, the smell of the shrimp scampi we made for dinner was tempting enough for her to poke her head out of hiding.
making a joke and waiting for a response like
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service