Super High School Level Loser
itstimeforcomics:

Part 2

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
 - WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

valvala:

she knows

valvala:

she knows

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

neekko:

Pancake would be out celebrating World Snake Day, but she just ate yesterday. However, the smell of the shrimp scampi we made for dinner was tempting enough for her to poke her head out of hiding.

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

image

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”