Super High School Level Loser

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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miss-nerdgasmz:

aokou:

koujaku lays down the sickest sick burn of all time look at this sick burn king he totally BURNED that nerd get the aloe vera kids

#koujaku ur in a gang #you come from yakuza #YOU CARRY A HUGE SWORD AROUND #AND YOURE SMILING LIKE A DEVL BECAUSE YOU CALLED A 19 YEAR OLD A VEGETABLE

I hope that one classmate of mine is gay. Like, I really don’t care, but she’s so cute that I want her to have a girlfriend. Because we all know that girlfriends are far better than boyfriends. And very nice. And just generally better, I guess? Like, you can go to your girlfriend’s house and your parents won’t care and you get to be even more homo than girls who are friends are, ya know what I mean?

askpotterstuck:

The return of the Equicorn

((thank you dear! ;v;))

greatjaggi:

I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this

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vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

niggaimdeadass:

my favorite vine

thinksquad:

As anger erupted again on the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, a human rights team from Amnesty International worked on the ground in the US for the first time ever.

Confrontation flared up after an autopsy found that Michael Brown, an unarmed teenager who was fatally shot by an officer on 9 August, had suffered at six bullet wounds including one in the top of his head.

Eye-witnesses report seeing police, with no visible ID badges, hurling tear gas and rubber bullets at protesters and threatening members of the press in another night of demonstrations.

Amnesty International, said it would be observing police and protester activity and gathering testimonies as well as training local activists “on methods of non-violent protest” in an “unprecedented” move by the campaigners.

Amnesty International USA’s Executive Director, Steven W Hawkins said that the “people of Ferguson have the right to protest peacefully the lack of accountability for Michael Brown’s shooting”.

Jasmine Heiss, one of the 13-strong team sent by Amnesty, told Buzzfeed that the limits placed on the organisation’s access to post-curfew areas was indicative of “the overall lack of transparency in this investigation”.

Complex Magazine said that police had opened fire into the crowds without warning three hours before the midnight curfew began, causing some children and members of the media to be hit with tear gas and rubber bullets.

Two black journalists from Complex also said that they had been racially profiled, being refused re-entry into the press area whereas white members of the press had been.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/michael-brown-shooting-amnesty-international-sends-team-within-us-for-first-time-as-national-guard-deployed-9675149.html

thesoftghetto:

Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

blastortoise:

*rolls eyes*

*inhales deeply*

*exhales slowly*

*blinks multiple times*

*purses lips*

caffeine-matriach:

I like when Dan wins at things, I love it when Arin gets beyond words pissed.Super Mario 3D World: Part 15 - X

caffeine-matriach:

I like when Dan wins at things, I love it when Arin gets beyond words pissed.

Super Mario 3D World: Part 15 - X

gbpocket:

furbey:

No more meet me in the pit jokes

encounter me in the trench